From the people that brought you the "War on Drugs" and the "War on Terrorism" comes the final chapter in the stunning "war on vague labels" trilogy:

A GOPher production in conjunction with Ashcroft/Ultracon studios presents: The "War on Pornography." I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried folks. Ah on to the drill...Instead of investing in port security or anything else of any importance, the Bush administration is spending millions to wage a new war on pornography. If they were looking for a way to piss everyone off that wasn't from the religious fringe right, this is a good way to do it. Even the Nascar people won't be too happy about this one. Well at least if it's profitable, we may get the "War on Evolution" or my personal favorite, the "War on independent thought." Waiting to be greenlit in a country you probably live in, November 2004.